Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Suggestions!

I'm always looking for new books and movies to enjoy.  If you want to suggest anything horror, comment on this post. 

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Jack Thomas Smith Interview Part 1

Watch the first part of my interview with Infliction Director, Jack Thomas Smith.  He was a super cool and inspiring guy to talk to.  Can't wait to chat with him again.  I'll post the other parts later.  Enjoy!

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Scariest Movie Ever?

What do you think is the scariest movie ever?  I'd love to know what it is and why.

For me, it probably is Arachnophobia.  I watched it when I was in 5th grade, and I lived in Florida at the time.  This means I saw gigantic spiders and spider webs that were the size of cars a couple times a week.  I was so terrified I couldn't sleep at night for a week, and I went two weeks without actually getting in the shower.

I'm trying to find it again, so I can convince myself that there is no way that what happened in the film can happen in real life.  Spiders still scare me..

Monday, June 16, 2014

Netflix's Most Terrifying Top Ten

This is a list of the ten most terrifying movies on Netflix.  This covers a big spectrum of sub genres and time periods.  If you disagree, tell me your Top Ten.

10. Munger Road
That awkward moment when you find out how your local myth was started...
These four teens in a small town try to see if a local folk lore was true and and come to a grizzly and bloody realization. 
This movie has many components that I personally love.  A local legend, stupid teens, some interesting police men, and a horrific back story that leads to more terror.

9.Human Centipede
Yeah..the trailer says it all..
I actually cringed a lot in this movie.  That says something..

8.Grave Encounters
When you're never allowed to check out..
Click HERE for my review.

7.House at the End of the Street
We've all known that one boy that we found appealing and  wanted to help..
Click HERE for my review

6.Haunting in Connecticut
When you think you're family is going through enough already..
This is based on a true story, and it's positively terrifying.  This family had enough issues.  Their son has cancer that seems untreatable, financial issues, lots of hospital trips, and now a haunted funeral home. 

5. Nosferatu
A terrifying classic..
I think anyone who loves movies should watch Nosferatu.  It's a story many of us know well, done a little differently.  Even without dialogue or bloody effects this movie causes unease to those who watch it.

4. The Caller
When did old ladies become so cruel?
This is a pretty original concept that was executed quit well.  How do you stop someone who can affect almost everything around you and she lives in a different time period?  Loved this movie so much.  Always keeps you on the edge of your seat.  Lots of suspense.

3.Night of the Living Dead
How do you escape when the dead outnumber the living?
Another classic that should be watched by all.  It's been credited for redefining the term 'zombie', and we still use the same rules today.  See the film that started the movement.

2. Maniac
The awkward and slightly eccentric boys always seem harmless...
 We've all known a boy that seemed troubled, eccentric, odd, but seemed sweet.  What If he wasn't so sweet and a bit of a serial killer?  This movie dives into the troubled psyche and point of view of a lonely mannequin store owner.

1.Insidious 2
Turns out your Dad isn't himself, but a cross dressing  serial killing ghost
This movie is very popular and it lives up to the hype.  It's filled with little terrors that wrap into the main one.  This movie is just very unsettling and there is always something going on.  If you haven't seen the first one, I suggest you do.  Sadly they dont have the first on Netflix anymore, at least not to stream.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Infliction Review: Coming Soon

What do you guys think of this trailer?  I know I’m excited to see it.

I might be interviewing the Director of the film, so let me know if you have any questions you’d like answered.

Check back after July for my review.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Netflix's Most Terrifying Top Ten: Coming Soon!

The Definition of Terrify:
1.      make somebody very frightened: to make somebody feel very frightened or alarmed.

We all know Netflix has a bunch of 'scary' movies.  We also know more than half of them are not scary in the least and beyond stupid.  So, I'm making a list of movies on Netflix that will most likely cause some fear, and make sense.  

I've watched a good share of them, but not all of them.  That's where you guys make your dramatic entrance!   Tell me the movies that made you feel terror.   There are three ways for you to share your opinion.  You can comment on this blog post,  facebook (click here to go to the page), or tweet me the movie title @horrorspoilers with at least one # mentioning Netflix.  

I'll base the list on what movies have the most votes, I will break any ties with my own vote.  Share this with your friends, the more responses I get, the more accurate the list will be.

The List will go up on Saturday, May 31st.  

Thank you for the opinions and participation.  

**Warning**
Don't be cute and send non-scary entries.  For example, the Scary Movies, spoofs, and little kid shows.

People who waste my time by making me read it will suffer a fate that would make even Michael Meyers cringe. I can research voodoo rituals.  Also, keep in mind that I'm a ginger and I find the souls of trolls to have the best flavor.

Friday, May 23, 2014

The Statuary Cats by Bart Stewart (Book Review)


Note:
I'm not doing a spoiler because I think this is a book people need to read for themselves.
Yes, it's a book review, I thought I was done with them for good.

Review:
Loved these stories! It was easy to read and very hard to put down. The stories flowed well and the convenience of the trilogy is amazing. You always want to keep reading more about these intricate and fascinating creatures. I've never read, seen, or heard about anything quite like them. It was so refreshing to read about a new kind of 'monster', and not the usual vampires and were wolves.
The character development was very detailed, but not overly. There were never moments where I felt like the story lulled. There were times I was surprised, which is hard to do, but it all made sense. It's a great read for almost anyone. It was also refreshing to read a suspenseful book that isn't full of unnecessary bad language.
It's an incredibly well written and fascinating story. I hope to see more creatures like this.


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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

The Birds (1963) Review


I first watched this movie in my freshman English class.  I was so excited to be able to watch a horror movie during class and not have to be worried to be called on for an answer.  This movie did not disappoint me!  Never before was I happy to have an 85 minute long class.

The special effects were pretty good, there were some freaky and impressive looking props/bodies.  The thing I love about movies in this time period and especially from Hitchcock, is the suspense.  This movie is a great example of how to perfectly blend gore/shock and suspense. He seems to know when to let your imagination wander before he decides to feed your curiosity.

Other things I loved about this movie was the creep factor that stays with you.  If you go outside right after, and see flocks of birds, you start to think about the what if's.  I also love the dresses Tippi Hedren wears.  I also love the scene where she's on the boat and her hair does not move at all.

Note:

I haven't watched this movie in a few years because I'm limited to Hulu Plus, Netflix, and Red Box.  Sadly they don't have many old school classic horror movies like this.  So I didn't do a summary because I would have skipped a lot of bits here and there.



Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Woman in Black Review and Summary



                                                                   
So this movie wasn't that bad. The plot made sense, it moved along at a pretty good pace.  I was never bored or got confused.  There were some creepy and shocking parts that were well done and not too over the top.  It also has an emotional element as well, so have some Kleenex on hand just in case.  Its a pretty good movie, and I'd recommend giving it a try.

Summary:
It starts out with a pretty shocking scene.  Its in England when most people still used carriages and telegrams.  There are three young girls playing tea party with their dolls.  They suddenly stop playing and stare at these 3 big windows.  They then get up in a trance like state and walk to the windows, stepping on and crushing the porcelain dolls and tea sets.  Then they open the windows and jump out, it turns out they were playing in the attic and of course died.

We then go to see Arthur Kipps (Daniel Radcliffe) getting ready to leave town on business. His son, Joseph, is sad that his dad is leaving again.  He promises his son they will only be apart for two days before his son and the nanny meet him at the coastal town he is being sent to, so they can have a small vacation.  His son shows his dad a picture of him, his dad, the nanny, and his mom in the sky above them.  Arthur then has a flash back to when his late wife, Stella, died after giving birth to Joseph.   

Next Arthur is in his boss' office.  They are discussing that he will be going to settle a recently deceased woman's estate.  There is a man that lives in the town that is supposed to be going through all the paperwork in the house, Mr. Bentley, but hasn't made any progress.

So he gets on a train where he meets an old man named, Mr. Daily.  This man turns out to be a rich guy and owns the only car in the town.  He offers to drive Arthur to the Inn because of the rain, and says if he wants he can join him and his wife for dinner sometime.  He makes it the Inn and finds his room reservation didn't go through, and has to sleep in the attic.  Yes, this is the attic where the three little girls jumped from.  There are still doll and tea sets everywhere.  The innkeepers will only let him stay the one night, and tell him he should just take the train back home.

He gets up and goes to meet with Mr.Bentley to discuss what has been discovered already and to ride with him to the estate.  Mr. Bentley tells Arthur that all the paperwork has just been sent to the firm and that he should just go back.  He even has a a carriage outside, paid and waiting to take him back to the train station.  Arthur persuades the driver to take him to the estate, which is right on a moorland and marsh.

He lights the candles and starts to go through all the papers, that are scattered all over the huge house.  After a while he looks out the window into the graveyard on the property and sees a woman dressed in black funeral attire.  He of course then runs out to find out who it is, and finds nobody.  The carriage driver then comes and takes him back to town, and he heads straight to the Constable.  The man goes in the back rooms to look something up and then two young boys and a girl come in.  The girl is obviously sick, and one of the boys says that it's his sister and that she drank lye soap while their mom wasn't looking.  There isn't anything he can do but yell for the Constable to come back out, but it's too late and she dies.  Everyone in the town then starts giving him dirty looks.

Arthur runs into Mr.Daily at the cemetery.  Mr.Daily tell him about how his son died when he was young, and then they head to Mr.Daily's house for dinner.  He meets Mrs.Daily, who has 'the twins' join them for dinner (two adorable chihuahuas in sailor outfits that sit in high chairs with bibs).  His wife asks about Arthur's family and son.  She then has an episode where she seems possessed, picks up her knife, and starts carving into the table.  Arthur spends the night in the Daily home, and he and Mr. Daily discuss ghosts and spirits.  Arthur then reveals his wife died and that he still feels her sometimes.

The next morning Mr. Daily gives Arthur a ride to the estate, and leaves him with his dog (not the chihuahuas).  On the way there, the villagers block him off and tell him to leave, but they fake them out and get there anyway.  Mr.Daily then mentions the curse about the Lady in Black.  Every time she is seen by someone, a child dies. 

Arthur then sees the woman again over the course of the night and sees people coming in from the ground. He finds out that the woman who owned the estate had a sister.  This sister had a son, but the woman had her declared mentally unfit and gained custody of him.  One day when they were riding home on a carriage, they sunk into the moor.  The carriage, horses, and the boy sunk down and couldn't be found or saved.  The sister blamed the woman and killed herself in the estate. She was also furious they couldn't find her son's body and give him a proper burial.

Then when Mr.Daily drives him back into town they pass the Bentley's house and see it's on fire.  Arthur rushes in and tries to save the girl they said was trapped inside.  When he finds her she is just standing there with a lantern and staring at him.  Then he sees the Woman in Black behind the girl and she smashes the lantern on her feet and is covered in flames instantly.

Arthur talks to Mrs.Daily and finds out her son was taken by the Woman in Black and that Mr.Bentley had lost another daughter before.  She then becomes possessed again by her son, that tells Arthur the Woman made them kill themselves because she is mad about her son.  He comes up with a plan and asks Mr. Daily to help at the estate that night.

They use the car to go and pull the boy's body out of the ground and lay him on his bed inside.  He then makes it so the Woman sees him and can be reunited again.  So they think everything is good and over.

The next day Arthur goes to the train station to pick up his son and the nanny.  While he and the nanny are talking to somebody the little boy goes down onto the train tracks in front of a train.  Arthur runs and tries to get him out before the train hits them.  They then are reunited with Stella.  As the reunited family walks off, The Woman in Black smiles and watches them.

Was it scary?  Not really.


Did it have creepy old vintage wind up toys?  Too many...




Thursday, January 9, 2014

The Thing (1982) Review and Summary




                                                               
This movie was awesome!  Its a must see.  Even if you aren't into sci fi, its a great movie.  There aren't any slow parts, it builds up pretty quickly to the action.  It also has pretty good effects (especially for the 80's).   There are explosions and betrayals and pretty blue eyes (Kurt Russel).  This movie makes you think.  Its kind of really scary because if it was happening for real, you might not know about it. 

Summary:

It starts with showing a base in Antarctica.  It looks really cold and snowy.  Its an American research base.  Then it shows this dog running in the snowy nothingness and then a helicopter with guys trying to shoot the dog.  The dog runs to the American base and the helicopter lands.  One guy comes out and accidentally  blows up the other guy in the helicopter then runs up still trying to shoot the dog.  The Americans see him yelling in Norwegian and shooting at things, so they shoot him.
We find out there are 11 guys living on the American base.  They haven't been able to communicate with anyone in weeks, and two of them decide to go check out the Norwegian base about an hour away.  These two are kind of the leaders, MacReady and Blair.  MacReady's job title isn't actually explained, but Blair is the head scientist. 
They make it to the Norwegian base, which is deserted and destroyed.  In one of the rooms they find a huge hollowed out block of ice.  They also take some of the research papers and videos and return back to their base. 
They keep the dog and decide to put in the room with the other dogs.  The dogs don't really react at all until the guy walks away.  They start whining and the new dog turns into this big ugly pink monster alien thing.  The dogs' barking and whining make the guy come back and open the door, letting two of the four normal dogs out.  The two other dogs are getting eaten and dragged by the creature's pink spaghetti like tentacles.  The guy sounds the alarm and tells them to bring the flame thrower.  They torch it, but not to ash.  They think its dead so they bring it up to examine and dissect it (never goes well).
Blair discovers that it eats a creature and is able to imitate it perfectly.  So people won't be able to tell it's any different.
They watch the footage from the Norwegian camp and see that they found a giant space ship in the ice.  So the Americans decide to go check it out.  They find the big ship, decide its been there for over thousands of years.  Then they find the whole where the big hollowed out ice block came from.They figured out that the Norwegians cut the frozen creature out and brought it to their base and when it melted out, it caused chaos.
Blair does his own calculations about this thing.  He comes up with some pretty scary statistics.  He is 75% sure that at least 2 of the men on base are just imitations.  He projects that if the creature makes it to civilization, it would only take 27,000 (about 3 years) for the whole world to be replaced.
They find out that the alien is still alive when it tries to imitate one of the men.  They end up burning him to ashes.  Blair then has a break down and destroys the helicopters, all communication devices, and kills the remaining 2 dogs.  They end up locking him in a small room on base that isn't connected to the main part.
At this point everyone is paranoid and accusations start flying around.  They find out another guy was really a monster, and it kills the doctor.  Another person is discovered and killed.  Then they burn all the bodies. 
They come up with a system to figure out who is real or not.  Almost everyone is tied up and they do a blood test.  They find another alien, blow him up.  But before he dies he tried to imitate another one, and they blow him up too.
Three of them go to check on Blair and he's not there anymore.  They find this snow fort underneath where they find this weird ship he was working on using pieces from the helicopters.  When they start walking back they see someone running out of the building.  They figure the thing imitated the guy at base that was on guard duty and was trying to escape and hide.
The last three decide to blow almost the whole base up.  This is when Blair returns and kills 2 and becomes a big huge alien thing with multiple heads.  The last guy (MacReady) blows him up and most of the base. 

He finds a partial building to escape the wind when the guy that was on guard duty comes in and joins him.  They are stuck there til spring with no power, transportation, or communication.  The movie ends with them drinking together.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Texas Chainsaw Review and Summary



                                                                
This movie review is on this movie alone, and not this compared to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  This is mainly because I haven't seen the original yet.  I'll give it points for a weird ending and sympathy shifts.

Summary:

So this movie starts where one of Leatherface's  targets escapes and gets the sheriff to the Sawyer family house.  The family was going to hand Jed (Leather face) over to police but the wonderful townsfolk decide to shoot and burn up the whole house and family.  One of the men finds a baby and woman and kicks the dying woman holding the child and she becomes unconscious,  so he and his wife can take the kid as their own (most disturbing thing in this movie).  This baby grows up as Heather and she eventually moves out and starts her own life.
She finds out the truth about her family after she inherits a big fancy house in the hick town she's from, from her recently deceased grandma( the woman who was kicked in the face).  Heather, her boyfriend, her best friend, her best friend's boyfriend, and a hitch hiker end up in the beautiful house. So eventually they find out they aren't alone in the house.
Everyone ends up dying except Heather because she didn't read the letter from her Grandmother explaining everything (stupid young people).  For example, her psycho cousin lives in the basement and doesn't like strangers. Jed doesn't know that she's family and tries to kill her.  He ends up chasing her to a crowded fair swinging his chainsaw around and killing some people in his way. He runs off back home and the mayor (the guy who had everyone kill the Sawyer family) decides to kill Jed and Heather. 
It was actually a happy ending...
Jed saves her once he finds out they're cousins and kills the mayor.  So they go home and she makes him food.  The sheriff let's them go to make up for the rebellious slaughter of Jed's family.
I know I shouldn't...but I feel for Leather face in this movie.  He has mental issues and had to witness his whole family being slaughtered because of it.  Its really sad.  But he ends up with family again.  So there could be another movie.
Was it scary?  Nope.

Was there lots of gore?  You bet your sweet bippy.